Naughty Boy Creatine - Pure Micronized Creatine Monohydrate

What is Naughty Boy creatine?

Naughty Boy Creatine is pure, micronised creatine monohydrate. A 5 g serving provides 5,000 mg of creatine monohydrate, with zero calories, zero carbohydrate and zero fat. The manufacturer states a micronisation of 200 mesh, meaning a very fine powder that dissolves without lumps.

Naughty Boy is a British brand. On this product, there is nothing to comment on other than the raw material: the ingredient list runs to a single line, with no colouring, no artificial flavouring, no preservative, and no sweetener or bulking agent in the unflavoured version.

The formats in the catalogue: 150 g, 300 g, 450 g and a 120-capsule version. The 300 g format comes in an unflavoured version and in flavoured versions — Lemon + Lime, Fresh Orange, Blue Razz Bon Bons, Pink Lemonade and Strawberry — while the 150 g and 450 g formats are offered unflavoured. The rest of the brand can be browsed in our Naughty Boy section, and the other products in the category in our creatine monohydrate selection.

What does a serving of Naughty Boy creatine contain?

Creatine monohydrate is the only molecule in this catalogue with a health claim genuinely authorised in Europe for performance. The official wording is as follows: creatine increases physical performance in successive bursts of short-term, high intensity exercise. This claim may only be used if the product provides at least 3 g of creatine per day — which is the case here, even at the half serving. In a category where almost nothing can legally be asserted, that is an exception worth knowing about.

A second claim exists, less well known, and it concerns those over 55: daily creatine consumption can enhance the effect of resistance training on muscle strength in adults over the age of 55 years. It is conditional on an intake of 3 g per day combined with resistance training carried out at least three times a week. Here again, this is a regulatory fact, not a sales argument.

On micronisation, let us stay measured. A 200 mesh powder dissolves better and settles less at the bottom of the glass: that is a real convenience. It does not, on the other hand, change the amount of creatine the body absorbs, and an ordinary creatine monohydrate, well stirred, does exactly the same job. It is an advantage of texture, not of effectiveness, and it should be presented as such.

The formula contains no additives: no colouring, no preservative, no filler. It suits vegetarian and vegan diets, and it is naturally gluten-free. Note, however: the flavoured versions necessarily contain a flavouring and a sweetener, which are absent from the unflavoured version. If you want the single-ingredient formula, choose the unflavoured version.

Ingredient list

Unflavoured version: 100% pure creatine monohydrate, micronised (200 mesh). Single ingredient.

Flavoured versions: the composition also includes a flavouring and a sweetener. Refer to the label of the flavour you receive, as the detail is not disclosed in the data available to us.

No declared allergens. Gluten-free. Suitable for vegetarian and vegan diets. The manufacturer does not disclose the dose per capsule for the 120-capsule format: refer to the packaging.

How do you take Naughty Boy creatine?

Serving: 3 to 5 g a day. Liquid: 200 to 250 ml of water or juice. Timing: the time of day does not matter. Frequency: one serving a day, every day, including rest days. Duration: continuous; the manufacturer suggests a one-week break after eight weeks of use.

The most important point, and the one least often understood: creatine is not taken "before the session". Its effect rests on the gradual saturation of the muscle, which takes one to two weeks to build up and which does not depend on when you take it. Take it whenever you are most certain to remember — at breakfast, in your evening shaker, it makes no difference. Consistency counts, the schedule does not.

Rest days count as much as the others. This is the most common mistake with this product: stopping at the weekend lets muscle stores fall back, and you lose the benefit of the preceding weeks. One serving every day, without exception.

The loading phase is optional. You can saturate faster by taking 20 g a day for five days, but that brings nothing extra after a month — and it causes digestive discomfort in a lot of people. Three to five grams a day, patiently, gives the same result.

Drink more during the period you are taking it. Creatine draws water into the muscle; increasing your fluid intake is a simple precaution and one systematically recommended by manufacturers. Being unflavoured, the powder mixes without any trouble into a pre-workout, a protein shaker or a fruit juice.

Who is this creatine for, and who is it not for?

It suits any adult taking part in a sport involving short, intense efforts: weight training, sprinting, team sports, combat sports. Along with protein, it is the best-documented supplement in the shop, and one of the very few whose effect is recognised by European regulation.

It is not suitable for under-18s, nor for pregnant or breastfeeding women. The manufacturer asks that you seek the advice of a healthcare professional in the case of kidney or heart problems, or ongoing treatment. This point is not negotiable: if you have a known kidney condition, speak to your doctor before buying, not after.

What you should not expect from it. Creatine does not make you lose weight, does not replace training and has no effect at all in someone who does not train. Nor does it artificially "puff you up": the one- to two-kilo weight gain seen at the start of a course is water held in the muscle, which is normal and harmless — but better known before you step on the scales.

One last point, often misunderstood: roughly one person in five responds little or not at all to creatine, because their muscle stores are naturally high already. This shows up on no label and cannot be predicted. If after two months of regular use you notice nothing, it is neither the product's fault nor yours.

Creatine monohydrate or Creapure?

This is the comparison that comes up every time, and the answer is simpler than people think.

Creapure is a creatine monohydrate, manufactured in Germany under a registered trade mark. The molecule is strictly the same; what changes is the manufacturing process and the level of impurity control. For someone who wants maximum traceability, our Creapure section meets that requirement, at a higher price.

A good-quality standard creatine monohydrate does the same job. That is what we say over the counter, and we stand by it: the molecule is identical, the European claim is the same, and the effect depends only on how consistently you take it. The price premium buys a guarantee of process, not extra results.

As for the other forms, let us be direct: creatine HCL and Kre-Alkalyn are more expensive and have never demonstrated any superiority over monohydrate. They are of interest to the rare people who digest the classic form poorly, which is a good reason — the only one.

Frequently asked questions

How much creatine per serving?

5 g of creatine monohydrate per full serving, or 3 g at the half serving. Both doses allow the European claim to be made, which requires at least 3 g a day. Count on 30 servings of 5 g for the 150 g format, 60 for the 300 g and 90 for the 450 g.

What is the best time to take it?

The one you will remember every day. Creatine works through gradual saturation of the muscle, over one to two weeks: when you take it makes no difference at all, contrary to what you often read. Consistency, on the other hand, makes an enormous one.

Do you need a loading phase?

No, it is optional. Twenty grams a day for five days saturates faster, but after a month the result is identical to that of a daily 3 to 5 g intake. Loading also causes digestive discomfort in a lot of people.

Should you take it on rest days?

Yes, absolutely, and this is the most common mistake. Stopping at the weekend lets muscle stores fall back and cancels out part of the work of the preceding weeks. One serving every day, training or not.

Does creatine cause weight gain?

A gain of one to two kilos is common at the start of a course: it is water held in the muscle, not fat. It is normal, harmless, and it even contributes to the effect you are after. Better to know it before stepping on the scales.

What is the difference between the unflavoured and the flavoured versions?

The unflavoured version contains only one ingredient: creatine. The flavoured versions add a flavouring and a sweetener. If you mix your creatine into a shaker or a juice, the unflavoured version is more versatile and its ingredient list shorter.

What is the dose for the capsule version?

The manufacturer does not disclose the dose per capsule in the data available to us, for the 120-capsule format. Refer to the label of the product you receive, and work out how many capsules are needed to reach 3 to 5 g a day.

Where to buy Naughty Boy creatine?

The 150 g, 300 g, 450 g and 120-capsule formats can be ordered from this page, and we ship throughout France and Europe. At the Vendargues shop, about ten minutes from Montpellier, it is the first product we recommend to someone starting out in weight training, even before a protein: few supplements are as well documented, and none is as simple to use. The rest of our selection can be browsed in the sports nutrition section.